“No! I can’t even touch my toes!” -Kathy Griffin, Extra

You’d think that Kathy Griffin would jump at the chance of being able to chat and smooch next to Nicole Kidman or Tom Cruise of the likes, but it seems like she’s quite comfortable being on her own list. ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars” offered Griffin a spot on the show and a chance to pivot in the celebrity rankings, but suprisingly Kathy turned them down, claiming that she’s not so flexible. ABC’s attempt to drag in some unexpected known names is crawling on ice; former vice president Dan Quayle was also tapped to join the show but a representative from his camp says that the Indiapolis native says uh-uh, no way. Looks like life on the d-list isn’t so bad after all.